BLATTER GLOBE

Mr D.E : Waaa! Waaa! Doctor, I want peeeee! Wa !!!

My god you're here Doctor ?! Please for assistance. Help me to pee.

LeDoc : But who is it crying as well?

Nurse : This is a new patient, the BOX 1

LeDoc : Hello, Mr who he was? Calm down please you; we have other patients.

Mr D.E : But it hurts too much I swear. Do you believe that at my age it moaned about nothing? Please help me doctor. I can not pee for two days, and only God knows how much I have to pee. Nurses assigned me a room for ages, yet no doctor has deigned to consult me ​​then please ...

LeDoc : Okay. What is your name? How old are you…

Mr D.E : Heee !!! I’m 71 years, married since the age of 25, a polygamist with three women and 13 children, I am a trader, I do not smoke I do "wood" not but I eat a lot of "dibiterie" ... sorry do I piss then continue the interrogation.

LeDoc : I just do a quick review. Let me see that ... Do you have pain when I press and when I struck this area?

Mr D.E : You see me twist my pain, but of course I did wrong.

LeDoc : Ok, I place an order for your accompanying that honors and only then we can remove the urine.

Mr you have what we call a distended bladder. I explains the bladder is a hollow member like a bag, the urine tank which is then evacuated through the urethra which is a tube adapted to the flask to the outlet of the urine. And we talk about bladder distension, when something mouth pipe, preventing the urine out; and given that the bladder is elastic as an inflatable balloon, it takes the volume and it hurts.

Do not worry, we will relieve you; the nurse will place you with a way of infusion and place the urinary catheter. The urinary catheter is a small tube suitable for a pocket, it is happening in your genital tract to the bladder; and this is what will allow you to urinate. Once that is done I will come complete my questioning and my review.

Mr D.E : Doctor, please for something that will happen in my pee there is the metal? ! It hurts?!

LeDoc : No, it is plastic and it does not hurt at all, if we apply the technique well; thing the nurse is authorized to do correctly. When you honor your order it will place the probe. Well I'll see my other patients.

Mr D.E : One last thing, the nurse is the one stung me just now there? It was the age of my daughter, is that you can place the case even there you doctor ... please.

LeDoc : Sorry but no, it's not only his work and it is a gesture that she used to do; but also in this structure we are understaffed, this to say that I have a lot of patients who are waiting for me, unfortunately, not enough time. Thank you for your understanding. I take leave of you.

Nurse : I guess the doctor told you support. I'll adapt the solute, then I push the pipe into the bag of pee urine disposal ... Accompanying thank you wait outside, while I take care of the patient.

Let's go ... and I am. Here, look for yourself the bag, the urine out.

With drugs and probe you should feel better.

Mr D.E : Thank you my daughter. Could you tell the doctor that I am ready to answer his questions?

Nurse : Doctor, patient BOX 1 says he is ready to answer your questions.

LeDoc : Okay. Thank you. I just see the last patient and I go ...

Mr DE So I presume you feel well.

Mr D.E : I would say, better. You can complete your exam and remove your hose right now I want to go home.

LeDoc : Good then.

Oh no, it does not work like that. The pipe you keep it for now.

If you say that it has happened to you and that there was no blood or calculation then maybe you are probably suffering from a prostate disease. At our level, we must do further tests and you steer with a urologist who specializes pee.

Mr D.E : "Laprostate" ... I know I have colleagues who had "laprostate" and were made for this.

LeDoc : The prostate is an organ that man alone possesses and has several functions in the body. This is not a disease.

Mr D.E : Ah ouff !!! it reassures me, I thought I had "laprostate" too.

LeDoc : Mr, all men have one. But it is not a disease. You follow me ?

Mr D.E : Of course I am. But there are also "laprostate" but that it is a disease, they are the specialists who know I'll discuss it with the urologist. Can I go after the infusion?

LeDoc : Yes, of course; once you back out.

I will give you a voucher to give to the urologist.

Mr D.E : Thank you doctor, the good Lord bless you and help in your work; and the nurse who took care of me. Thank you again.

LeDoc : Thank you, take care of yourself.